I saw, and beheld, a black horse, and she that sat on it had a roll of toilet paper, a plunger and a bottle of Pepto was given unto her, and she went forth spreading a disease attended with inflammation and ulceration of the colon and rectum. she would be known as Dysentery the Anal.
And then came another horse that was off black, power was given to her that sat upon the beast to calculate for insurance companies the risks and premiums for life, fire and other insurances. She carried with her a ledger and ballpoint pen, thus she was to be known as Actuary the Uptight
Next, a pale black horse, and she galloped, and all sorts of nasty things followed with her. Strapped to her side, a medical dictionary and a thermometer. She traveled dispensing her bane, inflammation of the brain caused by viral infection. known to all as encephalita the eager.
Came a voice in the midst of the four beasts, the final rider with box of expired condoms and infected bodily waste. Riding her beast of near black she rode, dispensing her coccoid rickettsia, infesting birds and mammals, causing infections of the eyes and genitourinary tract. She rode. to be known as Chlamydia the Contagious.
Behold... The four nuns of the Apocalypse.
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